Friday, March 13, 2015

Finish The Sentence

the life of jake

1.) This weather is really..... hard to dress for. It's freezing in the morning then I'm sweating in the afternoon. Flip Flops seem wrong but so do booties. I'm always at a loss as to what to do.

2.) You think you've seen it all, you should see me..... try to change Campbell's diaper. It's like wrestling an alligator and when I do my best to pin him down he screams his little head off and actual tears fall out of his eyes. Every. Time. It's pretty much my least favorite thing ever and I have to do it multiple times a day.

3.) I'm sure you would still love me even if..... you saw how ugly my feet were. It's like they fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

4.) I think I have finally realized.....my distaste for eggs. I've always tolerated them in the past but I'm just done. I don't care how good they are for me. They don't taste good!!

5.) Since the last time we linked up (February 28, 2014)..... I've become insanely addicted to iced tea half sweet/half unsweet. I had a mild addiction before but it has been taken to a whole new level now. I had a cavity at my last dental appointment and my friend, who is a dentist, said it's because of that iced tea I'm sipping on all day. #worthit

6.) I get super embarrassed.....when I think about that one time I went to a gas station and complained to the clerk because none of their pumps were working properly and I was frustrated that they wouldn't take my credit card. She looked at me and said "since this isn't a Shell gas station we don't take Shell credit cards." Oh.

7.) I really thought by now.....I would know exactly where to find all of the emoji's, considering how often I love to use them, but I don't. I have to swipe and scroll and click on the different sections until I find the one I'm looking for. One of these days I'm going to know exactly where to find them without putting any effort into it. #lifegoal

8.) If I thought no one would read it, I would write about.....how miserable I was my first 3(ish) months of motherhood. My baby had colic, reflux, and gas and cried non stop. He never slept unless it was on top of me therefore I never slept. I was the definition of exhausted and wondered what in the world I had gotten myself into. I cried every day. At the time I wanted to blog about how miserable I was but I was worried people would judge me and think I didn't love my baby. It was the most challenging time of my life. They say you "forget" about all of the hard, sleepless nights with a newborn. I will NEVER forget!!!!

9.) I knew I was in the wrong place.....when I walked into the mens restroom at Outback Steakhouse. It took a few seconds for my mistake to click. You know, they really shouldn't try to be all fancy and label their restrooms blokes and shielas. It's very confusing.

10.) I am so not above.....a Keeping Up With The Kardashians marathon. The new season starts on Sunday and I am super looking forward to tuning in. What is the world has happened to Bruce TransJenner? Raise your hand if you never in a million years saw that one coming.

11.) Let's pretend.....Hogwarts is real.

12.) Just you wait..... this summer my body is going to look exactly like the girls in the Victoria's Secret swimsuit catalog I just finished flipping though. Haha. Just kidding.

Can't wait to read yours!! Link up and finish the sentence. 

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