Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Jake Got In a Wreck

My best friend, Jake, called me yesterday with some news. He told me he got in a car accident. My reaction "Oh No!!! You rear-ended someone didn't you?" Yep. Spot on. I try to tell Jake that he drives like a bat out of hell. Plus he comes to a screeching halt at a traffic light like Pheobe Buffet driving her grandmothers cab. Jake just thinks it's so funny and laughs out loud at me because I have a near heart attack while riding as a passenger. Although, I'll admit, he can get somewhere very quickly when you're in a hurry. Here's an example of how Jake drives.

I've been telling Jake for years that he's going to rear-end someone and the day it happens I'm just gonna say 'told ya so.' Anyway, it did happen to him yesterday which I feel terrible for him. That really sucks to get in a car wreck. One of my all-time favorite Jake stories is when he got in a car wreck in high school and flipped his car over and over and over until it landed upright. It's not the wreck that's funny to me, because that's serious stuff but it's that Jake landed sitting in his back seat clinching his blinker in his right hand! Hahahaha. I laugh out loud just picturing that. He was fine without a scratch BTW.

So now that you all probably think I'm a terrible friend with no sympathy for my dear friend getting in car crashes I'll move on...
Everyone is asking me if I'm preggers since my last post. No. no. I'm not. Stop asking.
Scott and I are going to Little Rock this weekend to see my parents and their new ski boat! We're all going to go to the lake on Sunday and have some fun! I'm very excited about it. I'm looking forward to tanning since I've been scared to death of laying in a tanning bed these days. Have you seen the recent headlines? WTH? I'm 75% more likely to get cancer now? Bum. I just can't look at myself in the mirror if I don't have some color. I live in a tanning bed. What am I going to do? Don't say spray tan. That DOES NOT even come close to looking the same. Ahhh...dilemma. Until I figure it out though I'm excited about the rays I'll be getting on Sunday.
Alright well...I'm gonna get ready for my nightly TMZ episode. I live for this!

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